Friday, June 5, 2009

Bring on the Conspiracy Theories

My CNN feed says that the debris found in the Atlantic is NOT from Air France 447 and that Spanish pilots saw a bright flash where the flight went down and that David Carradine's closet hanging was foul play, not suicide. Now if we can just find the link between these incidents. . . .

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

C'mon, it's obvious. China, having brokered an agreement with Al Queda to help them conquor the West in return for allowing the subjegation of the Uiger Muslims in Xinxiang, sent a half-breed assassin-priest from the Shaolin temple in Honon Province to arrange the crash of the plane. To cover their tracks, the Chinese then got rid of the evidence, drugging and then hanging the priest in what was made to appear to be a suicide...

KAZ said...

And shaming him with the auto-erotic pose, I guess. It's not bad.