Kris sent me this, which is LOL true:
11 ORIGINAL INSIGHTS EXPRESSED AS EQUATIONS
1. Ennui= Boredom + thesaurus
2. Entitlement - experience = Teenager
3. Helpmate = Husband - recliner
4. Religion = Cult + 150 years
5. Eccentric = Insane/kind of amusing
6. Success = Failure + press secretary
7. Reality TV = Reality - real life
8. 401(k) + (2009-2008) = 201(k)
9. Crocs = sandals - dignity
10. Fun at 30-year reunion= (Football cap-tain's baldness + cheerleader's obesity)/Yours
11. Big Mac = Special sauce + lettuce + cheese + pickles + onion + cardboard
-- The Washington Post
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