Day Seven

Republican Holiday Song
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Party sent to me
The ghost of Terri Schiavo,
Nativist Tancredo,
Mad. . . Dog. . . McCain!
Gay-basher Keyes,
Gold Standard Gyno,
"Big-Lovin'" Mitt,
And a fem-bot named Giuliani.

Tomorrow: The Whole Pie.

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