Day Seven

Republican Holiday Song
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Party sent to me
The ghost of Terri Schiavo,
Nativist Tancredo,
Mad. . . Dog. . . McCain!
Gay-basher Keyes,
Gold Standard Gyno,
"Big-Lovin'" Mitt,
And a fem-bot named Giuliani.

Tomorrow: The Whole Pie.

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Day Six

Republican Holiday Song
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Party sent to me
Nativist Tancredo,
Mad. . . Dog. . . McCain!
Gay-basher Keyes,
Gold-standard Gyno,
"Big-Lovin'" Mitt,
And a fem-bot named Giuliani.

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Day Five

Republican Holiday Song
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Party sent to me
Mad. . . Dog. . . McCain!
Gay-basher Keyes,
Gold-standard Gyno,
"Big-Lovin'" Mitt,
And a fem-bot named Giuliani.

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More Lists

It's the end of the year and time for Top Ten Lists. Here are some from TIME that were fun. Some are only online and not in the magazine itself.

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Another Day, Another Nut

Republican Holiday Song
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Party sent to me
Gay-basher Keyes,
Gold-standard Gyno,
"Big-Lovin'" Mitt,
And a fem-bot named Giuliani.

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The Third Day

Republican Holiday Song
On the third day of Christmas,
my Party sent to me
Gold-standard Gyno,
"Big-Lovin'" Mitt,
And a fem-bot named Giuliani.

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Day Two, Nothing Changes

Republican Holiday Song
On the second day of Christmas, my Party sent to me
"Big Lovin'" Mitt
And a fem-bot named Giuliani.

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